Twilight: Eclipse (Slade, 2010)

Twilight: Eclipse (David Slade, 2010)

Heh heh heh, yeah, I keep watching these movies for some reason. Call me a sucker for wanting to know how the story ends. Unfortunately, we didn’t make it to the midnight showing of this one, but nevertheless, I knew I’d eventually see it. This one is slightly better than New Moon for no other reason than to watch Jacob endlessly hit on Bella while Edward stands in the background looking like a dweeb. Seriously, as pathetic as Bella was in the second movie, Edward is equally as pathetic here. Jacob continually shows up without his shirt on, hugging on this guy’s girlfriend, taking her for motorcycle rides, and Edward never seems to know how to react. Unfortunately, Jacob’s coolness takes a big hit every time he opens his mouth about his love for Bella. Really, any time anyone talks outside of Bella’s dad, I was cringing. Anyway, I’ve decided to post one girly pic, and one manly pic. Enjoy.  4.5/10


5 Responses to “Twilight: Eclipse (Slade, 2010)”

  1. I’m laughing at your ‘one girly pic and one manly pic’!

  2. Kyle King Says:

    Edward is totally dreamy. You don’t even know. Team Edward forever!!! White and pasty is so tasty!!!!!!!!!

  3. I can’t believe you subjected yourself to this — I watched the first one (or rather was compelled to) — however, I had bottle of wine and a bunch of Russianists — it was hilarious!

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